Although there is nothing left by licking dogs in the end, if you don’t really like it, who would be willing to be a licking dog? Let me share with you some classic quotes from licking dogs and the accompanying text of licking dog diaries.

1. Classic dog-licking quotes

1. Give birth to the child, and I will take his surname.

2. Can you give me a chance? I will always wait for you!

3. If you ignore me today, I will still lick you tomorrow

4. As long as I lick fast enough, other dogs will be unable to start.

5. Brother, please reply to her. If she is happy, she will reply to me.

6. Evening: I will never take the initiative to look for you again. The next day: Good morning.

7. Brother, please reply to her. She will reply to me when she is happy.

8. "Don't pay attention to me, no matter what, I will always be here."

9. He keeps replying to my messages, but the exclamation mark is a little red

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　10. What’s wrong with her hanging on me? She hangs on me only because she loves me. Why doesn’t she hang on to others?

11. From now on, you walk on your single-plank bridge, and I will support the bridge below. You have to be careful when you walk across it, oooooooooooo

12. When you kiss him, be careful Remember to put on the lipstick I gave you, this will make me feel more involved

2. Text of Dog Licking Diary

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1. Every time I send several lines of text, you only reply um, oh, ah, okay. I was so touched. No matter what I said, you were always so obedient to me. How could I have any other requests? Especially every night, when I say good night, baby, I never get a good night without reply. It turns out that you keep me awake all night long thinking about you. You play hard to get, this is a clever trick, and it keeps tying my heart, making it impossible for me to get rid of you. , I feel more and more inseparable from you.

2. Yesterday you deleted me, and I fell into deep thought for a long time. I think there must be some meaning in it. It turns out that you were playing hard to get, because you thought I didn’t love you enough, and you became even more unreasonable. You’re so cute. I will stick to my love for you. Don’t worry! My salary is paid today.

Sent 1839, forwarded 520 to you on WeChat, Alipay 1314, 5 left. I sent you a lot of messages in the evening, but you didn’t reply. You were on the phone, and you asked me not to bother you. Don’t disturb you and others. Okay, it’s okay, baby, I love you. So I’m not angry. I have 5 yuan left. I bought your favorite Laotan pickled cabbage beef noodles at the canteen and sent it to you. I hope you protect your appetite. I went to work and love you.

　3. I have a crush on you. People say their eyes hurt So I bought a bottle of eye drops and sent it to her, but she told me that she had someone she liked and asked me not to bother her anymore.It took three days for SF Express to arrive from far away, but why did she drop eye drops into my eyes in just one second? 4. I sat by the window and sent you 99 messages and you finally Ken replied to me and you said: "Do you think your mother is annoyed?" I cried all of a sudden. It turns out that hard work really works. You have started to think about meeting my mother, right? My mother said that she also likes you

　5. You said you are in love It’s a space used by one person. It’s locked because you don’t like to play. The couple’s space is opened with your best friend. When I contacted you, you said you were busy at work. Every time we chatted, you said you were busy. You are such a good and motivated girl. You are so kind. I like you so much.

6. I heard that your friend said that he was going out today, so I came to see you dressed as a spirited young man. Unexpectedly, you said to me, "Climb away, don't come over." I cried on the spot. It turned out that you really meant it. It really touches people. You must know that walking in beanie shoes will make your feet very tired. You let me crawl because this way my feet will not be tired. In fact, you like me, right?

　7. Me I saved money for two months and bought you a pair of North Carolina blue. You said thank you to me. I was so happy. This is the first time you have said two words to me. Before, you only told me to get lost. I was walking around Xianyu this evening and saw you posting the North Carolina blue I gave you. I thought you must be testing me, so I bought it with the borrowed money and gave it to you again as a surprise.

8. Today you are still aloof. I sent you many messages but didn’t reply. But the more you act like this, the more I like you. Under my constant greetings, you finally lost your reserve and replied with an SB. After I looked it up in the English dictionary, I finally figured out what these two letters meant. s stands for sweet and b stands for baby, so you must be calling me sweet. Baby, I am very touched.

9. She was so bored today. She seemed to be playing games. After my tireless harassment, she finally replied to me: "nmsl". I thought, this must have some meaning. I suddenly realized that it was Nimesulide granules. She actually guessed that I had arthritis and asked me to take Nimesulide granules. She still cared about me, but she didn’t want to appear so enthusiastic. Oh my god, she was so cold. , I seem to like her more.